NORMALLY, WHEN PEOPLE SAY “Can you watch my stuff? I’ll be right back,” THEY’RE NOT GONE FOR TWO HOURS AND COUNTING.
Next time, don’t bother to say “We can help each other out,” because I don’t see how metaphysically being chained to your stuff is doing me any good. If you’re not back by the time I’m done with my work, I’m stealing your shit myself.
You’ve been warned.
My concept of the progression of time stopped in like 2000
Like when I see a movie that was filmed in 1995, I’m like “Oh, that was only like 5 years ago.”
Then I realize it was actually 17
#shut up #1995 was not 17 years ago #…was it?
(Source: voldy92, via slytherindsey-)
My packages from the motherland arrived.
It’s like Christmas morning, only bittersweet, rediscovering the things I packed away just over a month ago.